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function wClock() { // (c) 2003 Frank Werner // //

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var w = new Array("Sonntag","Montag","Dienstag","Mittwoch","Donnerstag","Freitag","Samstag"); var m = new Array("Januar", "Februar", "März", "April", "Mai", "Juni", "Juli", "August", "September", "Oktober", "November", "Dezember"); var now = new Date(); document.getElementById('wClock').firstChild.nodeValue = w[Number(now.getDay())] + ", " + String(now.getDate()) + ". " + m[Number(now.getMonth())] + " " + String(now.getYear() + ((now.getYear() < 1900) ? 1900 : 0)) + " " + ((now.getHours() < 10) ? "0" : "") + now.getHours() + ((now.getMinutes() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + now.getMinutes() + ((now.getSeconds() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + now.getSeconds(); setTimeout("wClock()", 100); } function wFuzzyClock(schwaben) { // (c) 2003 Frank Werner var fuzzyClockString = "Es "; var numbers = new Array("eins","zwei","drei","vier","fünf","sechs","sieben","acht","neun","zehn","elf","zwölf"); var now = new Date(); var hour = now.getHours(); var minute = now.getMinutes(); if (minute % 5 == 0) { fuzzyClockString += "ist"; if (now.getSeconds() == 0) { fuzzyClockString += " genau"; } } else if (minute < 3 || minute == 31 || minute == 32) { fuzzyClockString += "ist kurz nach"; minute = parseInt(minute/5) * 5; } else if (minute > 57 || minute == 28 || minute == 29) { fuzzyClockString += "ist kurz vor"; minute = (parseInt(minute/5)+1) * 5; } else if ((minute % 5) < 3) { fuzzyClockString += "war gerade"; minute = parseInt(minute/5) * 5; } else { fuzzyClockString += "ist gleich"; minute = (parseInt(minute/5)+1) * 5; } // Minutenangabe if (minute==15 && schwaben==1) { fuzzyClockString += " viertel"; hour ++; } else if (minute==45 && schwaben==1) { fuzzyClockString += " dreiviertel"; hour ++; } else if (minute==5) { fuzzyClockString += " fünf nach"; } else if (minute==10) { fuzzyClockString += " zehn nach"; } else if (minute==15) { fuzzyClockString += " viertel nach"; } else if (minute==20) { fuzzyClockString += " zwanzig nach"; } else if (minute==25) { fuzzyClockString += " fünf vor halb"; hour ++;; } else if (minute==30) { fuzzyClockString += " halb"; hour ++; } else if (minute==35) { fuzzyClockString += " fünf nach halb"; hour ++; } else if (minute==40) { fuzzyClockString += " zwanzig vor"; hour ++; } else if (minute==45) { fuzzyClockString += " viertel vor"; hour ++; } else if (minute==50) { fuzzyClockString += " zehn vor"; hour ++; } else if (minute==55) { fuzzyClockString += " fünf vor"; hour ++; } else if (minute==60) { hour ++; } if (hour > 12) { hour -= 12; } // Stundenangabe if (hour==0) { fuzzyClockString += " " + numbers[11]; } else if (hour==1 && minute==0) { fuzzyClockString += " ein"; } else { fuzzyClockString += " " + numbers[hour-1]; } if (minute==0) { fuzzyClockString += " Uhr"; } document.write(fuzzyClockString + "."); } function wLastModified() { // (c) 2003 Frank Werner var w = new Array("Sonntag","Montag","Dienstag","Mittwoch","Donnerstag","Freitag","Samstag"); var m = new Array("Januar", "Februar", "März", "April", "Mai", "Juni", "Juli", "August", "September", "Oktober", "November", "Dezember"); var moddate = new Date(document.lastModified); document.write("© 2003 Frank Werner [Diese Seite wurde am " + w[Number(moddate.getDay())] + ", " + moddate.getDate() + ". " + m[Number(moddate.getMonth())] + " " + String((moddate.getYear() + ((moddate.getYear() < 1900) ? 1900 : 0))) + " um " + ((moddate.getHours() < 10) ? "0" : "") + moddate.getHours() + ((moddate.getMinutes() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + moddate.getMinutes() + " aktualisiert]"); } function wPictureWindow(picture, title, width, height) { win = window.open("", "pictureWindow", "status=no, toolbar=no, personalbar=no, scrollbars=no, menubar=no, resizeable=no, width=" + String(width+20) + ", height=" + String(height+75)); win.document.write ("" + title + ""); win.document.write (""); win.document.write (""); win.document.write (""); win.document.write (""); win.document.write (""); win.document.write (""); win.document.write ("

© 2003 Frank Werner

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